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1. Are you single?
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa
yes



I've been single like 99% of my life.

2. Date girls or boys?
My computer is genderless.

I mean
uhm
girls

or something

3. Done any drugs?
Never ever ever c:
except for like stuff the doctor made me take

4. How old are you?
WAIT
HOLD UP
I JUST REALIZED I'M 17

17 IS LITERALLY THE AGE I USED TO LOOK AT PEOPLE AND BE LIKE
"Wow you're so grown up you're like almost 20"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT
NO
HELPO
POJESIGLKJZBKRGASHBIGURDSGS

5. Adidas or Nike?
NewBalance . v . /

6. Why did you and your ex break up?
She moved (I mean, it was like seventh grade)
Also I never made a move
(I mean, it was like seventh grade)


7. What’s the most traumatic thing that’s happened to you?
There are a lot of traumatic things that have happened to me.
I just realized that sounds really bad XD

8. Do you have any siblings?
N--- Yes. I have one brother.
(He's eight years older than me and I don't communicate with him very much. I'm actually somewhat intimidated by him. I still hug him when he comes by though)

9. How tall are you?
5'10.5 or something

I'd rather be shorter. I feel ridic tall when standing next to like any of my family members.

Then again, taller people kind of scare me.

10. Do you smoke?
Definitely not.

11. Ever been to a festival?
Maybe?

12. What’s your favourite food?
Chicken and Dumplings :9

13. Favourite pair of shoes?
The pair of shoes that I wear?

14. Would you ever be in a long distance relationship?
It would depend on how much I really like the person and how much we can actually talk. I've liked people online before and was like "nonnononononononono jesse you need to stop that"

But I mean, pffffffffffft relationships.
*sits in the lonely corner*

15. Would you ever have a threesome?
No e-e

16. Have you had a threesome?
NO e A e

17. If someone paid you to delete your tumblr how much would you insist it be?
But... but I like my Tumblr.....

18. What was your last lie?
I can't really remember? I don't like lying that often, and if I do it's usually subtle and because I'm not actually paying attention so I just automatically respond.

"Did you call your Moma?" "Yeah" <--- actually texted her

19. Best compliment you have ever received?
"Your eyes are really pretty"
Me: *awkwardly stares, but appreciates*

20. What is your greatest strength or weakness?
strength: I'm not dead
Weakness: I feel kind of dead sometimes

THAT'S KIND OF DARK ACTUALLY UHM
Strength: I try to be there and help people
Weakness: I usually fail miserably at it XD

21. What is your perfect pizza?
Just a Dominos Hand-Tossed Extravaganza c:

22. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
"It's 4am. Why is Pawpaw in the bathroom. Is he smacking. No, that's water. Is he bathing? Ugh." *sleeps for two more hours* "It's 6:30. I feel really refreshed. Should I shower? Hm"

23. Do you get along with your family? If not why not?
Like, how much family? I love my brother, my mom, and my grandpa dearly. But, I don't talk to my brother, and my Pawpaw's smacking gets on my nerves so bad because misophonia and trying to stay with him and help him 24/7 when he can barely walk to the fridge is nervewracking and horrible. I don't really talk to my stepdad because he's annoying, and I'm fairly isolated from the rest of my relatives.

24. Ugly and live forever or attractive and die in a year?
Well, I don't wanna die in a year, but I also don't want to live forever... can i chose average looking and live a normal amount?
^(keeping this answer)

25. What cheers you up?
Usually drawing or just being alone. My friends are pretty good at making me feel good too though.

26. Weed or Alcohol?
How about neither?

27. What turns you on?
I'm sure there's a light switch somewhere in my brain that turns me on and off. If there isn't, then idk.

28. How many relationships have you been in?
Might as well be 0 XD
I had two girlfriends in the seventh grade, and I never held hands with them. Like c'mon.

29. How many people have you slept with?
Assuming you mean that sexually, none.

30. How many followers do you have?
25 (but like 2 of them are active XD)

31. Who is your favourite rapper?
WE'RE THE MARIO BROTHERS
AND PLUMBING'S OUR GAME
WE'RE NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
WHO GET ALL THE FAME

Lou Albano and Danny Wells. Duuuuh

32. Who’s your favourite artist?
I don't have a favorite cx

33. If you had to fuck a celebrity who would you fuck?
That got..... vulgar. And sexual.

You need to take a few steps back.

34. If someone paid you 1million would you fuck Lindsey Lohan’s dad?
I would raise my middle finger to him but I would not engage in sexual contact.

35. Kendall Jenner or Kylie Jenner?
Bruce Jenner. Your idealism is idiotic.
I was making a joke

36. What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you?
A random black man appears in the middle of the night and asks me why my friend is climbing a tree (the man was drunk, and he was scaring me. My friend got out of the tree, then I'm pretty sure he got offered drugs).

37. What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?
idk c:

38. Do you have a job?
Never.

39. On a scale of 1 to 10 how much does tumblr rule your life?
One? I mean I'm not obsessed with it.

40. If you could sell your soul what would you want in return?
I can't. I've already given it to Jesus.
BOOM

41. Ever sent nudes?
Nothx

42. Would you ever shave your head?
I'd rather not?

43. Would you rather sniff coke or do Molly*?
Neither. (I don't know what Molly is)

44. Instagram or Facebook?
Instagram for pictures, Facebook for messaging.

45. Last person that text you?
My mom is like the only person that literally texts me (and even then it goes through iMessage)

46. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?
I once killed a man.
No jk.

Uhmmmm

I once got mad and hung up on my dad? I was like 9.
I'm sure I've done worse things, but idk

47. Ever cheated on a partner?
Nope c:

48. Ever self harmed?
Only mentally
Technically physically because I deprive myself of sleep a LOT XD

49. If you had to choose one way to die what would it be?
Old age.

50. Do you have a crush? If so who?
Everyone.