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Indirectly tagged by the great

1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"The versatility of the pen can be used to full effect by the cartoonist as it is particularly suited for reproduction by most printing methods."

2.) Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you reach?
My PS3 controller.

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?
I started watching Pokemon XY and got bored with it.

4.) Without looking guess what time it is?
6-something

5.) Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6:39 am

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Like two or three clocks ticking p much as well as just some humming from the TV

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
hmMmmM some time last night when i had to dump some pasta out over the fence

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
A Steven Universe preview (EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

9.) What are you wearing?
THE BEST MFING SHIRT EVER (ALF for President - You Could Do Worse) and khakis

10.) Did you dream last night?
I haven't slept because I'm trying to fix my sleeping schedule OTL

11.) When did you last laugh?
uhhHhHhh I remember laughing really loud last night at something Shayan said

12.) What are on the walls you are in?
I'm not in any walls
But there's a bunch of pictures near me

13.) Seen anything weird lately?
I saw a ghost in polymer like a few months ago but I'm beginning to just feel complacent with it

14.) What do you think of this quiz?
I'm sleepy but it's 6:45 and I have to stay up all day and I have to go to my friend's house and help him with his study guide and I'm gonna die

15.) What was the last film you saw?
Hackers

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Probably a quesadilla
Taco Bell's some expensive shet, man

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know?
I like antiques and retro technology
I also consistently tell people that I'm mean so that they leave me alone

18.) If you could change one thing about the world.
People would be less stupid and stop being touchy about everything

19). What do you want to learn in the future?
Everything

20.) George Bush:
Ronald Reagan

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Fritas

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Papas

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?
Totally

24.) What do you want God to say when you reach the pearly gates?
Probably "come in" or "Help yourself to the cheesecake"

25.) Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
*begins snoring heavily*