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Jesse H. Downing
Artist | Hobbyist
United States
I'm Jesse - your above-average loon! I love being happy and making others happy c:
God bless you all!
Interests
I'm bored. Memes are what I do when I'm bored. Sometimes I don't even publish them. I just do them in notepad. Pls don't kill me.

Feel free to use these. The first one is... less than appropriate. The second one was a little bit of a let-down.

I really want to sleep. Can I please sleep?


A: Are you a virgin?
Yep! c:

B: 3 biggest pet peeves
1. Using letters A-Z instead of numbers 1-26
2. Making me have to separate letters A-Z because the person who made the journal I got this from didn't know what the enter key was.
3. Smacking, because I have a disorder that makes it so that I can't stand it.

C: Celebrity crush?
I don't crush on celebrities.

D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
Leaving one of my friends for being a dumb-butt.

E: Do you smoke?
Nope.

F: Do you drink?
Water, yes.

G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
Like a six? I don't know man this isn't my job.

H: Longest relationship and with who?
I had a relationship with Audrey for a few months back in seventh grade, but like all we did was hug and maybe hold hands once XD

I: 5 turn ons
1. Every once in a while I turn on my TV
2. Sometimes I turn on my old video game consoles
3. I really like turning the microwave on with popcorn inside.
4. Number three is really satisfying. Like you don't even know.
5. Turning on my old 1999 Gateway desktop is really satisfying too.

J: 5 turn offs
1. Turning off that Gateway is really satisfying.
2. Every once in a while I turn off my computer.
3. Okay I'll stop joking now overly fat butts
4. Mean people
5. Cussing and/or smoking

K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
I don't know. I don't tend to lie a lot (I'm pretty sure anyways).

L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
Maybe. It's not like I have anything against it. (I don't tend to date people at all though so)

M: What is your sexual orientation?
According to :iconteatime-rabbit: I'm mostly straight but not all the way XD
Thanks a lot </3 (jk jk) (but seriously I can't stand guys who go overboard to prove their "straightness" and "masculinity")

Oh wait haha I don't like people

N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with.
Pfft I don't know.
1. Nice
2. Smart/wise
3. Looney
4. Cute/pretty but not like "Ohai I'm supermodel material." Most every girl I know is pretty and cute to me.
5. Be willing to put up with me XD

O: Who are you crushing on right now?
No one 💛

P: Who is your bestfriend?
I don't know. If I talk to you a lot then you probably are one of my best friends.
I don't really consciously choose people. I've done that before and it just ends up meh-ey.

Q: Your guilty pleasure?
Eating food and going to sleep

R: Who was your first kiss?
Have not had one.

S: Do looks matter to you?
To an extent I'm pretty sure they matter to everyone. I'm not going to date someone whose nose is upside down and crooked, but I'm not going to date someone just because they look nice. I care more about the person inside.

T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
I'm pretty sure I wore boxer briefs today.
Pretty sure.

U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs?
WHY WOULD I ANSWER THAT
WHY WOULD ANYONE ANSWER THAT

LIKE FOR GIRLS I DONT THINK IT'S SUCH A BIG DEAL IDK
BUT IT'S NOT RIGHT JUST TO ASK A MAN HIS PENIS SIZE, OKAY?

I fugging dare somebody to ask me that. I just dare them. Because I know.

V: How far have you gone?
To North Carolina

W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
Usually it's pretty relaxing.

X: Are you circumcised?
Yes as are most American males but why would you ask that

Y: Do you name your private parts?
<bigger>WHO THE HECK DOES THAT</bigger>

Z: Do you pee in the shower?
No I don't.


MEME NUMBER TWO THAT IS NOT SO INVASIVE:
In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?

You're such a wuss.
- At least I'm not a jackass.

Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
- You wish you were.

Your crush has a crush on me
- What? Please.

I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math
- The reason I can't count the amount of brains you have is because you don't have one.

Hurry up would you?
- *glares*

You're so snobbish
- Alright then.

Wanna settle this outside?
- Nope.

You afraid of me?
- Not in-particularly.

He/she loves me more!
- ...

You have bad grades
- //panic attacks ensue

What if your crush told you... BUT I JUST ESTABLISHED THAT I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH... UGH FINE I'LL PLAY

I have a crush on you
- It must be a candy crush because that's really sweet.

I don't love you.
- Okay <///////////////3

I think I love you already
- You're jumping ahead of the game here.

Can T copy your answers?
- No. THESE ARE MINE. GET YOUR OWN.

I think I have a crush on your friend
- Ask him out.

Can I sit next to you?
- Sure.

Would you like to dance with me?
- I can try XD

I think you have a crush on me
- Ohnowhywouldyouthinkthatinamillionyearsimeancomeonit'snotlikeieversayanythingthatcouldpossiblyimplythat.

you have a cute smile
- Thank you c:

Why are you so nice to me?
- Because being nice is a good thing.

What's your reaction if your parents told you...

Go home before it gets dark
- Okay that makes sense. It's safer to drive in the daytime.

Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
- But.... He graduated, and he failed seventh grade, and he didn't go to college.

Why are you okay with letting him not go but I have to

Go to bed early
- Haha okay //stays up until three am

Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
- WE HAVE PLANTS??? WHAAAAAAT.

OH MY WORD WE DO.
WHEN DID WE GET THESE PLANTS.
I'M TURNING INTO EMILY.

Study hard ok?
- I don't study though.

When i was your age I only had 1 peso as lunch money
- I'm sure Mexican money bought you a lot in the United States.

Why can't you be more like him
- Because if I were more like him, I would be less like me, and losing me would be a tragedy (right?).

When I say no... I MEAN NO!
- So I'll take that as a maybe.


I'M STILL BORED.
DO THIS ANCIENT PIECE OF POOP IN THE COMMENTS INSTEAD OF COMMENTING ON MY QUESTIONABLENESS AS A HUMAN BEING.
TAKE IT LIGHT-HEARTEDLY

Can you answer this?

~What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:

~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?
● Keep a secret if I told you one?
● Hold my hand?
● Study with me?
● Cook for me?
● Love me?
● Date me?
● Have sex with me?

~More ~

● When and how did we meet?
● Describe me in three words.
● What was your first impression of me?
● What do you think of me now?
● What reminds you of me?
● Could you see us together forever?
● When's the last time you saw me?
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?

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simpledrawings2345 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Help me.i can't get a profile photo. I'm on my phone.
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jebug29 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist
Go to www.deviantart.com/settings/id…
Change your avatar at the top, and then press save. It should show up within a matter of a few minutes if not sooner.
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Thanks for faving :icondragonnod1:
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Thanks for the Fav:D   
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Thanks for the fav!
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thanks for watching! :D
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Thanks for the fave!
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TheHoneybird Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Student Digital Artist
You've been tagged!!! Link back to me when you are finished. There are really deep questions in this one and I actually would like to know your answers!!~ [link]
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thanks for the fav :D
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